Time Dilation Jokes: Where Time is Relative

Because time is relative, we can make time go slower or faster. Or not. We're still figuring that out.

Classic Time Dilation Jokes

Why did the clock go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling a little ticked off!

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Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend?

He found her mass to be attractive, but her time was relative.

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Modern Time Dilation Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend before going to Mars?

He was worried about the time difference!

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Stay relative, everyone!