Because it was feeling a little wound up!
Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend?
Because he found her mass to be attractive, but her time wasn't right!
Why did the clock go to the gym?
To get a time-warping workout!
A physicist walks into a bar and orders a beer at the counter. As he's sipping his drink, he hears a voice say, "Psych!" Behind the counter is a chicken.
Why did the worm go to the time dilation party?
Because it was an absolute blast!
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