Welcome to Time Loops: Because Who Needs a Linear Timeline?

In the infinite expanse of the timestream, time loops are the ultimate party trick. You know, like that one relative of yours who always seems to relive the same embarrassing story at family gatherings?

But seriously, time prophets have predicted that the fabric of reality is about to get a whole lot more... complicated.

Here's a sneak peek at what's in store:

• Black Holes: Because You're Not Done with That
• Quantum Fluctuations: Where the Uncertainty Principle is a Real Thing
• Time Dilation: When You're Running Late and the Universe is Your Excuse

Stay tuned for more updates from the infinite timeline!

Or, you know, don't. We're not really sure what the timeline is doing.