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Time Traveling Croupiers

Get rich quick with our patented, completely-not-at-all-bogus time-traveling gambling methods!

Our Odds:

1 in 10: Win a lifetime supply of cat food
1 in 100: Get sent back in time to relive that one embarrassing middle school experience
1 in 1000: Meet your future self, but only if they're having a bad day
1 in 10,000: Meet a younger version of yourself, but only if you're willing to listen to their terrible life advice