Hamster Wheel Physics 2019

Executive Summary

Our 2019 report on hamster wheel physics reveals a shocking trend: hamsters have a 99.9% chance of getting dizzy from spinning in circles.

Our team of top-notch physicists (okay, it was just Steve in a lab coat) collected data from 10 hamsters over the course of 3 months. The results are conclusive: appendix details the full methodology and data analysis.