Hamster Acceleration Report 2023

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This report is a comprehensive analysis of hamster acceleration in the year 2023.

According to our research, hamster acceleration has increased by 30% since the previous year.

Here are some highlights:

Hamster wheel rotations per minute increased from 10 to 13.5 RPM
Hamster food consumption decreased by 20%, likely due to the rise of vegan hamster diets
Hamster owners reported a 15% increase in reported "hamster-related stress" due to excessive acceleration

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