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Space Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

What is the universal law of gravity hiding from?

What do stars use to make their music?

Why did the meteorite go to the psychololgist?

What does a black hole sneeze?

What does the asteroid do in his free time?

Why did the asteroid go to the bar?

What is the sun doing in his summer vacation?

What does a star make in the evening?

Why did the planetary scientist bring a ladder to work?

What does the comet say when he wakes up in the morning

What does a neutron star say before he goes to bed?

What does a black hole say when he is sleeping?

Why did the planet quit his job?

What does an asteroid use to make a movie?

What is the sun doing on his planet

What does a comet say when he is singing

Why did the star quit his band