PIE-IN-FACED: The Art of Putting a Slice of Fruit Pie in Your Face

Step 1: Prepare the Face

Wash your face thoroughly with soap and water. Pat dry with a towel, but not too tightly, you don't want to wrinkle the skin. This step is crucial, trust us.

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Step 2: Slice the Pie

Take a sharp knife, and slice a slice of your favorite fruit pie. Be careful not to slice too thick, or you'll end up with pie juice all over the counter.

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Step 3: Face the Music

Now it's time to put the pie slice in your face. Make sure to apply gentle pressure, but firm enough to get the job done. You don't want to be a pie-in-facer for dummies.

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