Did you know that pineapples are actually just modified pinecones? It's true! They're like the Kardashians of the fruit world.
But wait, it gets even better! Pineapples have their own secret society, where they discuss the meaning of life and the best ways to get to the top of the fruit salad.
Learn more about the Pineapple Illuminati
Why did the pineapple go to the party? Because it was a fruit-ful occasion!
More pineapple puns than you can shake a pineapple at!
That's not all, folks! There's more where that came from!
You know it, we know it... Pineapples are the real comedians of the fruit world.