Pineapple-Gravity Defiance

Welcome to the Pineapple-Gravity Defiance movement, where we're fighting against the oppressive grip of, well, gravity.

We're not just a bunch of hippies in fruit costumes; we're a force to be reckoned with. Join us in our quest to defy the laws of physics and rule the skies!

Our Manifesto

We, the Pines, will no longer be held back by the shackles of 9.8m/s^2. We demand freedom from the tyranny of:

Not being able to fly
Not being able to defy the laws of thermodynamics
Not being able to wear pants made of pineapple-patterned spandex without being judged

Join the Rebellion Meet Our Leaders Read Our Agendas Bananas for Sale: Because You'll Need Them for the Long Journey Ahead Anti-Gravity Technologies: Because We're Not Made of Money Our Secret Bunker: Because Even We Don't Know Where it is Frequently Asked Questions: Because You'll Have a Lot of Questions Are Pineapples Actually Just Boring Fruit? Do You Have to Take a Banana to the Moon?