The Pineapple Initiative
We're not just a fruit, we're a movement. And now we're expanding into space.
Phase 2: The Great Pineapple Expansion is a bold new chapter in our company's history. We've got our sights set on Mars, but don't worry, we'll still have plenty of pineapple pizza for everyone.
Our team of highly trained pineapple specialists are working tirelessly to make our mark on the galaxy. With a new state-of-the-art facility on Mars, we're poised to become the premier pineapple producers in the cosmos.
We're looking for brave individuals to join our crew and be a part of something truly historic. Apply now for a chance to be a part of the most ambitious pineapple project in the universe!