Pineapples 1: FAQ

Q: What is the deal with pineapples?

A: They're a fruit. Apparently.

Q: Why do pineapples have a tough, woody exterior?

A: Because they're secretly all about the whole "tough on the outside, sweet on the inside" thing. Like, it's a thing.

Q: Can I eat pineapples for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

A: Why not? They're delicious. But don't say we didn't warn you.