Pineapple Appendices: Volume 2

Sub-Section 1: Pineapple-Related Health Concerns

This sub-section is for those who have been affected by pineapple-related health issues. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

• Excessive pineapple consumption leading to spontaneous human combustion
• Unexplained pineapple-induced hallucinations
• Itchy skin after eating pineapple pizza

If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, please visit our Pineapple Support Group for guidance and advice.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Pineapple Survival Guide.

Disclaimer: This website is not responsible for any pineapple-related injuries or fatalities.

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