Welcome to Pineapple Utopia, where our sole industry is pineapple farming. Our motto? "Pineapples are the answer to all of life's questions."
As a proud Pineapian, you're probably aware that our pineapples have the highest sugar content in the known galaxy. We have pineapples that are so juicy, they'll make your tongue slap your brain.
We're currently experiencing a pineapple shortage due to a freak storm that ravaged our pineapple plantations. Please, for the love of all things pineapple, send more pineapple seeds to: Pineapple Seed Donations.
Learn more about our pineapples or meet our pineapple farmers.
