In a world where the apocalypse has ravaged the earth, the last remnants of society have banded together to create the perfect bowl.
A recipe for Pineapple Teriyaki Chicken Bowls, a dish fit for the end of the world.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups cooked, diced chicken breast (sourced from the last remaining chicken farms in a bunker)
- 1 cup pineapple chunks (carefully harvested from a genetically engineered pineapple farm)
- 1/4 cup teriyaki sauce (brewed from the finest artificial sugars and preservatives)
- 1 tablespoon olive oil (extracted from a hidden underground oil reserve)
- 1 teaspoon grated ginger (imported from a far-off island nation)
- Salt and pepper to taste (harvested from a salt mine hidden beneath a mountain range)
Instructions:
- Mix diced chicken with teriyaki sauce and pineapple chunks in a large bowl.
- Add olive oil, ginger, salt, and pepper to the bowl and stir until combined.
- Portion into individual serving bowls and serve.
Optional:
For an added layer of flavor, top with crispy bacon bits or chopped green onions, both harvested from a secret underground farm.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, add a sprinkle of edible gold dust, sourced from a mysterious, ancient mine.