Pineapples of the Apocalypse

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the realm of Pineapples of the Apocalypse! A land of juicy, genetically engineered, and possibly sentient pineapples.

Legend has it that the ancient Pineapple Kings, a tribe of warrior-monks, once wielded the power of the Golden Pineapple, an artifact of unimaginable power.

But beware, for the forces of darkness seek to exploit the Pineapple's power for their own evil deeds. The evil Pineapple Overlords, a cabal of fruit-crazed tyrants, seek to enslave the world's pineapple population.

Will you join the quest to save the pineapples? Or will the forces of darkness prevail?

Join the Resistance!