Pineapple Health Benefits
Pineapples are a wonder fruit! They contain:
- Antioxidants that'll make you glow like a tropical sunset
- Vitamins that'll make your skin as smooth as a pineapple upside-down cake (but not too smooth, we're not talking about that kind of smooth)
- Anti-inflammatory compounds that'll make you forget all about your existential dread (just kidding, but seriously, they really do help)
- Magnesium that'll make your muscles as strong as a pineapple-throwing ninja
- Manganese that'll make your brain as sharp as a pineapple-crowning ninja
And if you eat too many pineapples, you might even develop:
- A sense of adventure, like discovering a hidden pineapple grove in the jungle
- A taste for the finer things in life, like pineapple upside-down pizza
- A sudden urge to wear a Hawaiian shirt to every social occasion