Chapter 1: The Pineapple of Destiny

It was a dark and stormy night, but not just any ordinary dark and stormy night. No, this was the night that would change the course of history, the night that would give birth to a legend.

Pierre the Pineapple, a fruit of unparalleled awesomeness, had been plucked from his humble tree and taken to the city to be displayed in the local fruit stand.

But little did the fruit vendor know, Pierre had other plans. As the winds howled and the rain poured down, Pierre began to stir, his juicy red skin quivering with an otherworldly energy.

Continue to Chapter 2: The Great Escape