Gather Ingredients
- 1 cup of pineapple juice (not the kind you drink)
- 3 cups of flour (preferably from a small island nation)
- 1 tsp of salt (harvested from a salt mine on the moon)
- 1/2 cup of sugar (made from the sweetest, most exotic flowers)
- 1/2 cup of pineapple chunks (fresh, not canned, not from a can)
- 1/4 cup of butter (churned from the cream of happy cows)
- 2 eggs (laid by the wisest, most fashionable ostriches)
Prepare Ingredients
- Crush the pineapple chunks into a fine pulp
- Mix the flour, sugar, and salt in a bowl until it forms a harmonious triangle
- Beat the eggs in a separate bowl while reciting the entirety of "The Great Gatsby" aloud
- Melt the butter in a saucepan over a flame that burns with the intensity of a thousand suns
Assemble Cake
Combine the ingredients in a 9x9 inch pan, arranged in a specific pattern of triangles and circles.