WELCOME TO PINEAPPLE WIZARDRY

Where the prophets of old once walked among the fruit stands, now you walk among us, seeking the secrets of the pineapple.

We shall teach you the ancient arts of:

• Pruning with precision
• Peel with finesse
• Beneath the surface, the juice flows

But be warned: the path to true mastery is fraught with:

• Sore hands
• Burnt tongues
• Uncontrollable urges to eat the pineapple

You are now at the crossroads of the Pineapple Forest. Choose your path wisely:

• Advance to Pruning Mastery
• Join the Secret Societies of Pineapple Enthusiasts
• Conquer the Realm of Legendary Pineapple Cuisine