Welcome, fellow pineapple enthusiasts, to the most revered and feared of ancient rituals: The Ancient Pineapple Rites!
For centuries, our ancestors have worshipped the mighty pineapple as the ultimate symbol of tropical grandeur, and today, we honor this sacred fruit in a most... illuminating ceremony.
First, we must prepare the sacred Pineapple of the Ancients, adorned with the most intricate of patterns and the sweetest of scents. Then, we must perform the Dance of the Golden Pineapple, a choreographed ballet of pirouettes and pineapples.
But be warned, mortal, the Rites are not for the faint of heart. The trials ahead will test your resolve, your agility, and your love for all things pineapple. Are you brave enough to join us?
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