Ancient Pineapple Salad

A salad of the gods, this dish has been delighting taste buds for millennia. Made with the finest pineapple chunks, a drizzle of ambrosial sauce, and a sprinkle of divine parmesan cheese.

Anciently crafted by the great chef, Pina Colada, who spent years perfecting the recipe.

Side effects may include: excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and a desire to reenact the ancient rituals of the fruit.

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