The Pineapple of Doom: Chapter VII

Deep within the heart of the Pineapple of Doom, our brave hero, Captain Pine, stumbles upon a hidden chamber filled with ancient artifacts.

Among the dusty relics, a mysterious scroll catches his eye. Unfurling its parchment, he reads the cryptic message:

"Beware the Juice of the Ancients, for it is both a blessing and a curse."

Captain Pine's eyes widen in terror as he recalls the horrors of the Great Pineapple Juice Famine of '52.

What's next for Captain Pine? Read the next chapter to find out!