Pineapple Aphorisms
Pineapple Facts
Pineapple Recipes
Pineapple Jokes
Fruitful Musings
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"Life is like a pineapple. It's prickly on the outside, but sweet inside."
- Anonymous
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"Pineapples are like relationships. They start off sweet, but eventually become a little too much work."
- Pineapple Philosopher
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"Pineapples are the only fruit that can be used as a projectile in a fight."
- Pineapple Warrior
Pineapple Syndrome: When Pineapples Become Obsessions
Pineapple Sociopathy: The Dark Side of Pineapple Enthusiasm