We are the Pink Unicorns of 2028. We do not exist, but you wish we did. Our sparkly manes are made of solid gold, because, why not?
Our leader, the Great Unicorn, has decreed that all humans must be fed a diet of only cotton candy and glitter for the next 5 years. Donations are not accepted, because we're rich.
Visit our sister site, Rainbow Unicorns 2050, for more unadulterated sparkle.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, click here for our Pink Unicorns in Space.
And don't even get us started on our Pink Unicorns and Cats – that's a whole other can of beans.