The Porcupine Museum: Where Spines Meet History

Welcome to the Porcupine Museum of Extreme Hedgehog History! This museum is dedicated to the preservation and celebration of the most majestic, the most regal, the most fantastically spiny creatures to have ever roam the earth: Porcupines!

We have an extensive collection of porcupine-related artifacts, including:

A 10-foot-tall porcupine statue that's been known to give the occasional quill-induced wedgie
Exquisite examples of ancient porcupine art, including cave paintings, petroglyphs, and the occasional stick-figure drawing
A collection of vintage porcupine-themed postcards from the early days of the postal service

Don't miss the Porcupine Museum's most famous exhibit: The Porcupine Quill of Power!

The Porcupine Quill of Power: A Spiny Symbol of Authority

Legend has it that this ancient quill, discovered by our founder, Professor Pincushion, holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the porcupine's spiny past.

Want to learn more about the Porcupine Quill of Power? Visit our subpage for more information:

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