Porcupine Safety Guidelines
Because You're Not a Total Wildcard
**Warning: Porcupines are unpredictable creatures. Handle with care (and a sense of humor).
General Guidelines:
- Don't approach a porcupine with a sense of excitement or enthusiasm.
- Avoid sudden movements, as they may trigger a defensive response.
- Never attempt to cuddle or high-five a porcupine, no matter how friendly they may seem.
Special Situations:
- If you're being chased, don't run. Just walk calmly towards a safe distance.
- If a porcupine is sleeping, don't wake it. It's not worth the risk.
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