Porcupine Safety Guidelines

Disclaimer: These guidelines are completely useless, but try to follow them if you must.

General Safety Precautions:

• Do not approach or attempt to hug a porcupine, unless you have explicitly been trained for this specific task.
• Wearing protective gear, including a hazmat suit and a firehose, is highly recommended for close encounters.
• Porcupines are known to be highly territorial, so avoid sudden movements or loud noises while near a porcupine.

Emergency Procedures:

• In the event of a porcupine attack:
  • Rolling, crawling, or any other form of non-threatening movement may help de-escalate the situation.
  • Seek medical attention immediately if spikes are removed or damaged during an attack.

Porcupine First Aid Kit

Porcupine Communication Tips

Porcupine Safety App