The Great Pizza Gate

Welcome to Pizza Gate, where the cheese is always on the side.

After years of peaceful coexistence, the pizza toppings have declared war on the cheese. It's been a long and bloody conflict.

But don't worry, you're safe here. Our expert staff of pizza chefs have managed to create a peaceful haven for you, the customer.

Enjoy your meal, and don't forget to tip your server.

Pepperoni Rebellion | Cheese Lobby | Achovy Agitators

Stay tuned for updates on the situation, and don't forget to like and follow us on PizzaBook.

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