Pizza Party Protocol Implementation

According to Section 7, Article 3, Subsection B of the Intergalactic Treaty on Festive Food, all parties must include pizza.

• Step 1: Gather 4+ friends, 1 pizza cutter, and 1 pizza
• Step 2: Apply 4 coats of sauce, 3 sprinkles of cheese
• Step 3: Add 2 pinches of pepper, sprinkle of oregano, 1 pinch of hope
• Step 4: Slice, serve, and devour!

Side effects of the Pizza Party Protocol include:

• Excessive happiness
• Temporary loss of productivity
• Permanent damage to your diet

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