Mozzarella Monolith Review
In a shocking twist, the Mozzarella Monolith has taken the world by storm with its unapologetic commitment to melted, stringy cheese.
As a stalwart critic, I've had the dubious pleasure of consuming 17 slices, each with varying degrees of satisfaction.
Rating: 8.5/10
It's a bold move, really, this Monolith. Some might say it's too bold. Others might say it's not bold enough. But one thing's for certain:
It's a cheese-lover's cheese.