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Most Likely to Make You Question Life Choices

Our top reviewer, Bob, has spent the last 5 years studying the intricacies of pizza toppings. He's here to tell you about the ones that will haunt you forever.

• Anchovies of Doom - A topping so salty, it'll make you weep.
• Olivas of Regret - Because who needs flavor when you can have a stomachache?

For the Adventurous

For those who dare to be different, we have the toppings that will make you question the fabric of reality.

• Spicy Soul-Sucking Sauce - Because your taste buds will never be the same.
• Curry of Chaos - The flavor equivalent of a nuclear meltdown.

Classics

For those who stick to what they know, we have the timeless classics.

• Pepperoni of Procrastination - Because who needs actual flavor when you can have the illusion of it?
• Mushroom of Moderation - The perfect amount of flavor, just like your aunt's cooking.