Pizza Tossing 2018: A Year of Saucy Excess

It was the year that the sauce came back

The year of 2018 was marked by a global crisis of flavor. The once-thin lines that separated the sauce from the cheese had grown so thick, so complex that the world was on the brink of a saucy collapse.

But in a shocking turn of events, the cheese came back

As the sauce was about to consume us all, the cheese, that most noble of toppings, stood up to the challenge. It was a time of great turmoil and great change, and in the end, the world was forever altered by the power of the melted, gooey, golden delight that is mozzarella.

And so, we celebrate the year 2018 as the time of pizza tossing, of saucy excess, and of the unrelenting power of cheese.