Known Issues with Plaid Pockets

Warning: Do not attempt to wear plaid pants with these pockets. Your eyes will never be the same.

Known Issues:

• Unreliability of pocket thread counts: sometimes they just... disappear.
• Unpredictable pocket sizes: they're either too small or too large; it's a real puzzle.
• Uncontrollable pocket lint accumulation: you'll be carrying around a lint museum.