Secrets of the Sagging Pocket
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- Always wear a matching plaid shirt with your sagging pants.
- Practice your sagging in front of a mirror to ensure maximum effect.
- Never, ever, EVER use fabric softener on your sagging pants. It's just asking for disaster.
- To achieve maximum sag, it's best to wear a weighted vest under your sagging pants.
- For an extra sagging kick, try adding a few strategically placed rips.
- Remember, sagging is an art form. Don't be afraid to experiment and try new things!
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