You're almost done with this place.
This is the underwhelming experience you requested.
A beige cubicle with a beige desk chair. The beige walls are a nice touch.
The fluorescent lights hum a gentle tune, like a sad trombone.
The only thing more exciting is the vending machine, which has been broken for weeks.
Would you like to see more of our underwhelming content?
No, really, let's just go back to the start.