Here, the walls are gray, the furniture is bland, and the excitement is, well, non-existent.
Our rooms are designed to be as uneventful as possible. We've taken out all the fun, all the excitement, and all the joy. What you'll find here is a place where time passes slowly and nothing ever happens.
But hey, if you're looking for a place to take a nap, we've got just the thing!
Check out our Boring Schedule to see when the next nothing happens.
Or, if you're feeling particularly uninspired, head over to Gray Wallpapers for a dose of monotony.
Don't forget to follow us on Boring Sock Puppets, where we'll be live-streaming our exciting adventures in watching paint dry!