Minion Compliance Conditioning Facility

Welcome, future overlords, to the Minion Compliance Conditioning Facility. Here, our highly trained staff of experts will guide you through the art of ruling the world with an iron fist.

• Phase 1: The Ideology
• Phase 2: The Implementation
• Phase 3: The Entertainment of the Masses

Don't worry, we'll make sure you're properly conditioned to extract the maximum amount of compliance from your subjects. After all, it's not just about ruling the world, it's about ruling it with style.

Disclaimer: Side effects of our conditioning program may include, but are not limited to, increased apathy towards freedom, decreased capacity for critical thinking, and a growing sense of existential dread.