Welcome, aspiring overlords, to the most epic plan for global domination ever conceived.
Our Mind Control Device is a marvel of modern technology, harnessing the power of advanced neuroscience and AI to bend the will of the masses to our whim.
Once the masses are under our control, it's time for some good old-fashioned brainwashing.
But don't forget, our plan is not without risks. We must be prepared for the possibility of a robot uprising.