Welcome to Planet X, where the dating scene is so wild that we've had to build a time machine just to keep up. Swipe right, swipe left, swipe up (if you're feeling fancy).
Meet Zorvath, a 900-year-old warlord who swiped right on his exoskeleton, now his partner in crime and love.
Then there's Xexuon, who traded in his spaceship for a Vespa and now lives with his new beau, a handsome asteroid.
And don't even get us started on Gorthok, who swiped left on his own clone and is now living his best life with a nice human from Earth.