Planetary Affairs: Terraforming and Colonization

Because the Great Beyond is Just Not Good Enough

Step 1: Planet Survey - Find the perfect spot for your intergalactic real estate investment.

Step 2: Planetary Terraforming - Make that barren rock into your dream home.

Step 3: Colonization Pros and Cons - The ultimate guide to making friends with the locals.

Step 4: Terraforming and Terrors - Because who needs atmosphere when you have style?

This page serves as a starting point for the "Planetary Affairs" guide, a series of steps to help you conquer and settle the galaxy, one planet at a time. Each step will be covered in its own subpage, complete with witty banter and absurdly high-stakes advice.