We're not kidding, folks. Venus is getting a little too close to Earth. Like, really close. Like, within astronomical units close.
Causes:
- Our astronomers were too busy watching Netflix and forgot to check on the planet.
- We accidentally superglued our solar system's navigation system.
- It's just a phase of the planet's 88-year cycle of being close.
Don't worry, though. We've got this. We've got the best team of experts in the world, and they're really good at making excuses.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.