Planetary Annihilation Destruction Tactics

Welcome, would-be intergalactic conqueror!

Take the Nuclear Option Uprise and Destroy with Mechanical Menace

Here's the situation: your planet's in shambles, your people are on the brink of despair... it's time to break it down with some seriously sophisticated destruction tactics.

But don't worry, it's not all about nuking everything in sight. We have more creative approaches to planetary annihilation, like:

• Planetary Gastric Eruption
• Asteroid Impact Therapy
• Solar Flare Reduction

Disclaimer: Don't try this at home. Or anywhere else, for that matter.