Welcome to the InterGalactic Union of Planetary Breakup Support Specialists

Are you tired of being stuck on a planet that's going downhill? Do you need help breaking up with your planetary partner?

Get expert advice on how to break up with your toxic moon Seek guidance from our team of intergalactic therapists Read inspiring stories of others who have successfully broken up with their planets

Don't wait any longer to start the process of breaking up with your planet. Contact us today!

Disclaimer: The InterGalactic Union of Planetary Breakup Support Specialists is not responsible for any damage caused by planetary breakups. Use at your own risk.