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Mars
Mars: The Red Planet - Currently experiencing a severe drought, but hey, who needs water when you have dust storms and mediocre Netflix shows?
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Venus: The Planet of Love and Sulfuric Acid - Where the surface temperature is hot enough to melt lead, but the atmosphere is still somehow breathable (don't ask us why).
Learn more about Venus' Sulfuric Acid FarmsJupiter
Jupiter: The Gas Giant - A planet so massive, you could fit all of Earth's oceans inside it, but don't worry, it's not like that's ever happened or anything.
Explore Jupiter's Gas Leaks