TO: Galactic Union of Concerned Citizens
FROM: The Space Snack Coalition
We, the undersigned, are deeply concerned that the current state of space snacks is unacceptable. As we journey through the cosmos, we deserve better than freeze-dried packets of disappointment.
We demand:
- More flavorful packets of 'Galactic Goulash'
- Better texture in the 'Asteroid Granola'
- A rebranding of 'Space Jerky' to 'Space Jerky 2.0' with less of a 'space tang'
Sign this petition and let's make the universe a tastier place, one snack at a time!