Planetary Requisitions

A catalog of the most outrageous, absurd, and occasionally useful requests from around the cosmos.

Intergalactic Credit Cards Planetary Subsidence Insurance Asteroid Anchored Shelves Gravitational Wardrobe Consulting

Disclaimer: The contents of this site are entirely fictional and not actually useful for any purpose.

Intergalactic Credit Cards

Apply for a credit card that works on any planet, in any galaxy.

Benefits include:

Apply now and get a free spacesuit with your first purchase!

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Planetary Subsidence Insurance

Protect yourself from unexpected subsidence on any planet, asteroid or moon.

Benefits include:

Get a quote today and save your planetary assets!

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Asteroid Anchored Shelves

Store your precious items with us and never worry about gravity again.

Benefits include:

Don't let gravity hold you back! Contact us today!

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Gravitational Wardrobe Consulting

Expert advice on how to dress for any gravitational environment.

Benefits include:

Don't get caught with your pants down! Contact us today!

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