Planetary Warnings: Because You're Probably Living in a Terrible Place

**WARNINGประก**: You are likely living on a planet with an atmosphere that's hostile to your well-being. The air is probably toxic, the sun is too hot or too cold, and the neighbors are just plain hostile.

**Subsection 1: Atmospheric Conditions**

• Atmospheric Poisoning: Because Who Needs Oxygen, Anyway?

• Temperature Turbulence: When Hot and Cold Are Not Just Numbers on a Thermometer

**Subsection 2: Interplanetary Relations**

• Intergalactic Neighborhood Watch: Where the Only Good Guy in the 'Hood is the One You Haven't Met

• Planetary Romance: When Your Love Life is as Unpredictable as the Weather