Jupiter - The Gas Giant of Discontent

Jupiter: the planet of unrequited love, where one side is perpetually in orbit around the other. A gaseous behemoth of disappointment, with a magnetic field that screams "I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO TEXT ME BACK!"

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Notable Features:

Great Red Spot, because who needs a decent weather forecast when you're just gonna have a storm for 400 years?
Banded Ridges, because who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned existential crisis?
Io, the moon that's just trying to get attention, but really just ends up being a disappointment
A magnetic field that's just a manifestation of its own self-loathing