APOCALYPSE SCHEDULE

Monday: Zombies rise, coffee runs out

Tuesday: Governments collapse, internet still works

Wednesday: Water main breaks, people panic

Thursday: Food shortages, memes still exist

Friday: The end of all things, pizza still available

Weekends: The apocalypse is just a meme

Phase 1: Panic Mode

Phase 2: Riot Mode

Phase 3: Zombie Mode

Phase 4: Existential Dread Mode

Phase 5: Surreal Acceptance

(Note: Phases subject to change based on global events)

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Phase 1: Panic Mode | Phase 2: Riot Mode | Phase 3: Zombie Mode | Phase 4: Existential Dread Mode | Phase 5: Surreal Acceptance