Monday: Zombies rise, coffee runs out
Tuesday: Governments collapse, internet still works
Wednesday: Water main breaks, people panic
Thursday: Food shortages, memes still exist
Friday: The end of all things, pizza still available
Weekends: The apocalypse is just a meme
Phase 4: Existential Dread Mode
(Note: Phases subject to change based on global events)
Phase 1: Panic Mode | Phase 2: Riot Mode | Phase 3: Zombie Mode | Phase 4: Existential Dread Mode | Phase 5: Surreal Acceptance